The Offer of The Day

"Pay and book a flight to oulu, and you'll have a nice week in northern finland for free. we'll offer you a place to stay, food, company (native finns!), few tequilas and some white wine, perhaps some pink, too. is this as junk mail as it seemed after you'd read the title? no! you won't get this from tv-butiken! you'll get it only from k girl. and juha, the financial and companial partner of 'creep travels to oulu' assosiation"

Letter from K-Girl, my love, my love.

(Yay!)

Tried coloring my hair today. This time without adult supervision. Naturally, I forgot to dab vaseline on the parts of the skin that might also get exposed to the colour. Even more naturally, I now have two dark patches in my forehead, quite strategically, and unfortunately, placed. Congratulations Me. I am now officially Satan.

(Of course, I've had my doubts.)