Oh say can you see

And though the holes were rather small, they had to count them all -
now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

so

As I was saying, it's just that sometimes, I think that life is too surreal to be taken seriously. Or maybe surrealism is the norm and the afternoons when you're sitting in front of your computer, sipping coke and picking lint out of your bellybutton is as anomaly as you get. In any case, you can't survive unless you have a smirk lying around. And on some days, you just can't but help laughing all the way.

And that, my pet, is glorious.
Hilarious, even.