Out of the mouths of babes and MSN.

Creep: "Thinking about going to this Korn concert anyways, just not sure what seats to pick,
seats or standing?"

Bro "Stand, I guess..."

Creep "Maybe I'm getting old but I'm thinking- what if I get crushed? Not crushed as in crushed dead, but slightly mangled?"

Bro "Either risk getting crushed.. or pray no one sees you sitting."

Creep "Oh damn. Okay, fine. Standing room it is. But I mean, I'd be sitting really really close to the scene. That's kinda cool though."

Bro "What kind of music will they be playing? The sitting kind or the standing?"

Creep "For Chrissakes, it's not Sting. It's Korn. You know. Rocky. Pros with sitting- you'll be like pretty close to the scene - pros with standing - you'll be pretty close to the scene IF you get there and line up a gazillion hours beforehand. But hours without a bathroom?"

Bro "Okay, sit."

Creep: "Am I uncool? Maybe I'll just stand.

Bro. "Okay, stand."

Creep: "We'll see. Did you read the blog about how you used to put toy cars in my hair and turn em on?"

Bro : "I remember..."

Creep: "You DO remember!"

Bro: "It happened directly opposite out bedroom door one time. To the right.. (your left) side of the hair, I think. LOL! I remember."

Bro: "HAHAHAHAAA! Your face! Priceless! And your hair!"

Creep: "Bitch."

Bro: ""Life's a bitch, we're all part of it"

Bro "....with the exception of the Korn concert "sitters"

Creep: "OH! I AM SO STANDING!"

8:37am and I'm still undecided. Keep in mind people, that this is the first concert I'll go to since Offspring (....no comment) back in 1999. I've so far made it to the Arena, and then run literally off from a total of one Alice Cooper concert , Korn's 2002 appearance, and various other potentially lethal activities including. two jobs, piles of job intervues, dates and the occasional speeding car.