The Case of the Receding Eyebrow.

So, plucking your own eyebrows is never a good thing. Once you start- you can't stop, much like pringles, except less fattening. One slip of the hand, one wrong eyebrow lash removed, and whoop, there goes half of your facial hair. And whoop, your hand independetly decides that having half an eyebrow is no good, so it settles for NO LEFT EYEBROW AT ALL.

All this is very depressing, since I'd thought that 25 would bring with it good things. A missing eyebrow does not fall into the good chategory, man. Luckily, god's created black ball-point pens, which generally solve the problem. You men have receding hairlines to worry about, but lemme tell you, it's no big deal. People won't look at you twice. Some women won't look at you once - but a missing eyebrow will equate you with the fat bearded lady. And if you're a guy, it's like you were going for the nazi look, but like the stupid wanker you are you read Mein Kampf upside down, shaved the wrong part of your skull and converted to bearded lady. Well don't you feel silly now.

I'm wondering if I can explain this as an April Fool's joke since it's too early for Halloween.