Howling at the Moon.

Hennes & Mauritz latest ploy is draping a mile wide banner of a bikini-clad Brazilian butt across the building of one of Stockholm's biggest shopping centres.

I've never been particularly involved issues of the political kind, guess I'm just stupid that way, but one thing is for sure - Hennes & Mauritz just lost one more customer. Dior, here I come.

In completely unrelated news, my arch enemy the gynecoligst Ricardo Hernandez has summoned me to another pap smear appointment. This is the second time in six months! Do I sense potential romantic interest?

The plot thickens.