Could have been worse, could have been the groin.

Today I discovered that if you knee your boyfriend in the groin enough times, then chances are that he will, eventually, retaliate. Of course, this presents certain problems. Especially when you both, while locked in battle after an improptu ballerina dance gone awry, simultaneously decide to knee the other - only to find yourselves, two seconds later, both wriggling on the floor, grabbing respective kneecap.