You look stupid, and THAT must mean I can slice off one of your buns and wear it on my head like I am King of the Asshole Brackets.

At least ten-fifteen times a day people, on seeing that the scanner didn't pick up on a product's barcode, remark "Ho Ho Ho, Nothing happened. That must mean it's free!"



And I mean, exactly WHAT terrible thing must have happened to you when you were the bed-wetting troll of a snot-gobbling child you were to make YOU think that this is the most brilliant and original joke since well - who knows! Maybe it's untoppable.

Right. Fuck you.