Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

As I was standing outside Pizza Hut waiting for Tess, a shadow falls on the patch of street beside me, hovering there for a while. It was the shadow of a short haired shorty. Coincidentally, Tess is a short haired shorty. I spun around with the widest grin on my face to find that the shadow belonged to a short haired short hobo. He stared at me for a while. I stared back, smile still stuck on my face. Then he left, walking off with a distinct look of discomfort on his face. This did nothing for my insecurities as the only this possibly worse than being hit up for cash by a hobo, is scaring one enough to not hit you up for cash.