Open up wide for the banana! (and chocolate).
You know, I've been trying to form a blog around this for a while now, and I just can't manage to do it. See for yourself:
Looking at it you'd think it tasted lime, lemon, cranberry whatever. But not this:
"Limited edition", GOD I hope so.
I've smelt it, I've tasted it, I still can't wrap my mind around how anyone thought this was a good idea. And despite all the prejudices I may have against America, I refuse to believe that this is the original taste of America, "EMD Internationale", as you call yourself on another "Premier TM" bottle. I don't blame you for not pinning a name on your banana chocolate monstrosity, I would be ashamed too, but I'm reporting you fucker for this absent umbrella-corporation tag since it's kinda iffy that I can pin you for mouth-rape.
Looking at it you'd think it tasted lime, lemon, cranberry whatever. But not this:
"Limited edition", GOD I hope so.
I've smelt it, I've tasted it, I still can't wrap my mind around how anyone thought this was a good idea. And despite all the prejudices I may have against America, I refuse to believe that this is the original taste of America, "EMD Internationale", as you call yourself on another "Premier TM" bottle. I don't blame you for not pinning a name on your banana chocolate monstrosity, I would be ashamed too, but I'm reporting you fucker for this absent umbrella-corporation tag since it's kinda iffy that I can pin you for mouth-rape.
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