"Someone once told me you were cool, the more I think about it that someone must have been you"

(Electric Six- I don't like you off "I shall Exterminate Everything Around Me that Restricts me from being Master".)

Me: "Holy crap! William Shatner won't be in the next Star Trek movie! That's not right!"

Workmate: "Who's William Shatner?"

Me: "...He played Captain Kirk in Star Trek?"

Workmate: "Oh, the movie?"

Me: "Well, that too."

Workmate: "I don't like Star Wars. I think it sucks. Unless - wait...did you like Star Wars..?"

Me: "You know what? Nevermi-"

Workmate: "Because I didn't mean anything bad. Maybe I even kinda like that one Star Wars movie anyway."

Where is comic book guy when you need him to swoop in in his cape of bacon to smoosh the morons of the world. I would kiss him, confiscate his cape and dance a war dance naked and shrouded in glorious pork until my feet give out on me. And then I would eat some bacon, contemplate the fragility of life, and dance some more.



I need to find a new job.