Cats, but not the musical variety.
If nothing else, owning cats makes life a whole lot more interesting. Sure they wake you up by hacking up a lung in the middle of the night because they misjduged the sheer enormity of their midnight snack - but in return their presence makes you more imaginative.
Here's two terms I was forced "imagine up" this morning:
A) Exhibition Puke
The thing you congratulate yourself on quickly spotting as you stumble out of bed.
This is also known as Decoy Puke if you, three seconds later, encounter:
b) Death. Trap. Puke.
A second puke in the area of decoy puke that you SLIP and FALL in while groggily continuing down the hall, too damn busy patting yourself on back for the first - and what you thought was the only - find.
Great way to start the day!
Here's the culprit in question:
Here's two terms I was forced "imagine up" this morning:
A) Exhibition Puke
The thing you congratulate yourself on quickly spotting as you stumble out of bed.
This is also known as Decoy Puke if you, three seconds later, encounter:
b) Death. Trap. Puke.
A second puke in the area of decoy puke that you SLIP and FALL in while groggily continuing down the hall, too damn busy patting yourself on back for the first - and what you thought was the only - find.
Great way to start the day!
Here's the culprit in question:
